My Sports Paradox

I don't really play sports. I don't really like sports. I mean, competition is great and all, but I just don't see the point of it. You see, I suffer from a sports paradox: I don't like to lose, but I don't get a big thrill out of winning. I mean, no one likes to lose. It just makes you feel bad. But for me, when I win, it's like...."Great, I won. Okay. What's next?" And that's about it. Winning for me is just a goal. When I win, it's not a glorious triumph like it is for some people. It's just me reaching that goal, and that's it. I just don't really see the point.