Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Holiday Haikus

Christmas time is here,
I don't have to go to school
It's pretty awesome.

I love Hanukkah.
I made my draddle of clay?
I am not Jewish.

This is what I know:
Kwanza is from Africa.
That is all I know.

It is Christmas Day!
Can I open my presents?
No, I'm atheist.

Presents under trees,
They are for my family.
It's pretty awesome.

Happy Holidays
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wishes to wish you!

Music in the air,
The tunes are stuck in my head.
It's pretty awesome.

Outside, there is snow.
It is cozy warm in here.
It's pretty awesome.

Today during class,
I wrote holiday haikus.
'Twas very awesome!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Ethan's Poems:

Snow Reminds Me... by Jeff Catania

The falling snow is oh so pretty
As it falls gently down upon the city.
Today the weather is very sunny
Which reminds me of that bunny.
I am such a sadistic person,
And yet I only seem to worsen.

The snow floats down slowly from the sky.
And it’s obvious – you cannot deny;
The snow is like transcendentalism.
Each flake represents every dying soul
As it becomes one with Nature.
In fact each of our souls really is a part of Nature.


Snow by Vince Thinath

The falling snow reigns down from the heaven,
Just as it did in 1611.
But guess what else happened that fateful year?
The great King James Bible was coming here!!

I do all with such good intentions,
But there are always some interventions.
I try so hard but it turns so horrible,
My results and grades are just deplorable.

The snow reminds me of my failing
As both come down unavailing.
Yet I cannot wait for Santa Claus to come;
They say he’s fake but I believe my mum.

I had a witty couplet about snow to end this,
But I forgot it how to write a sonnet.



Christmas Spirit by Back Corner of the Room

We think we’re analyzing some guy named Wordsworthless
And all his paraphysical conceitedness.
But really we’re taking secret bets
On if Jon’s nose will touch his desk.

We watch the snow fall through the glass
As a way to make it through the class.
Sri turns his back to laugh and talk
As Mrs. Hoffman stares him down like a hawk.

We pray for snow to cancel school
As a day off around Christmas would be real cool.
Yet too much snow would be no salvation
As it might cancel the game of Blazer Nation.

Our goal this Christmas is to just spread joys
And give the spirit like little girls and boys.
It could be as simple as snapping our fingers,
But our holiday cheer definitely lingers.

We don’t listen like maybe we should,
But I think we’re just misunderstood.
After all, Christmas time is upon us,
And isn’t its spirit about happy ’n us?

Scott Doebler said...

Hahahah! Dude, those rock. Such good english inside jokes. Everyone else is on the outside. Burn!