Gum

The lazy-man's toothbrush.

Sleeptalking

So. I was informed that during my nap today, I asked my roommate how many kangaroos there are in Provo, Utah.
Thrice.

Word mashups

There are lots of common word mashups (ginormous, huge-antic et cetera) but I've discovered some that aren't yet in wide use. I'm hoping to expand their usage by posting them here.

Annoxious
Ingredients: Annoying+obnoxious
Definition: Absurdly bothersome.

Factricate
Ingredients: Fact+Fabricate
Definition: When you say something that sounds like a fact, so you pretend it is. Sometimes these factrications can be the basis of discussions for classes or just debates between friends. The key is to never let anyone know you made it up.

There are more, but none are coming to mind right now.

JAPAN! Part juu ichi

This place was full of gems.

 

  

  

  

 

Woah, that's a mess.

I hope you believe me: this is not my side of the room.

Newton's Third Law

You know how we exert force on the earth every time we walk... what if we got the entire world's population to walk in the same direction at once. Would that be enough force to cause the world's rotation to speed up? Or maybe we could stop the earth from spinning! That would be so crazy. It could throw us all out of orbit and then we'd go flying and it would be crazy cool!

New milestone!

194 posts.

Where are you USB 2.0?

I guess you forget what you have until it's gone.

I love and miss you, USB 2.0

JAPAN! Part juu

Mister Donut:

Too bad the donuts aren't as good as the name.

JAPAN! Part kyuu

Big Buddha is well named

Toys

Sometimes, I spend more time tearing open the freaking hard-plastic packaging than I do playing with something.

JAPAN! Part hachi

 

There's no way they're getting out of this parking lot.

JAPAN! Part nana

Akihabara

JAPAN! Part roku

People Dating?

Do South Dakotans date things other than people?