Midgets

When I come around a corner and I see a dwarf, I can't help but laugh. Not because I'm a jerk...well, partly because of that...I mean...I don't want to offend the little guy or anything. I just think it's kind of funny. When you approach a corner, there could be anything around that corner. Anything! The girl of your dreams, treasure, a parade, a steed, a tabloid stand, a parole officer...infinite possibilities. But nay! The first thing you see is a very little person. It's just so perfectly random!

The Forgotten

This is a tribute to that which is no longer with us,
The things that might have changed the world,
The words that might have comforted or soothed,
The tunes that might have stuck in heads for days,
The verses that might have been repeated for ages.
This is a tribute to the laughs that might have been had,
The pranks that could have been pulled, the questions that
Could have been answered, and the rewards that might
Have been received. But alas. We forgot to remember them,
And now they're gone.

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