Children's Time During Christmas Eve Service

Pastor: Mary was afraid of the angel. Does anyone know why she was afraid?

Little Girl: Because she was pregnant but not married?

Expiring Starbursts

Yesterday, I noticed that Starburst packages have an expiration date on them. Starbursts never expire; they just become Now and Laters.

From my textbook:

Nailclipping

Does anyone else clench their teeth while clipping fingernails?

Doh! There Was a Sticker

JAPAN! Part juu nana: Funny Japanese Translations

 

Click on them to make them bigger if you can't read them.
They're quality.

Salad Bars

JAPAN! Part juu roku

 

"I'm so favorite for Sugar..."