Movie Review: The Dark Knight

I recently saw the new Batman movie, and I must say, I loved it. It was a truly amazing movie. Of course, everyone already knows that it is a great movie. I don't need to tell you about the amazing storyline, Heath Ledger's stunning performance, or the action-packed action scenes because you already know all that. In fact, the greatness of this movie is so well documented and so well categorized that I will instead focus on the intensity of its greatness.

This movie is fantastic and fantastical. It is crazy good, freaky good, freakin' good, and too good at the same time. It is divine, legendary, sensational, terrific, superb, wonderful, and, dare I say, scrumtrelecent. It stands as a testament to adjectives everywhere, so that they can aspire to describe nouns as amazing as this movie.

This movie is a feast for your mind. It is like Thanksgiving for every meal for forty-two years, but it does not include the annoying relatives, the inevitable weight gain, or that feeling you get when you eat way too much food that it becomes painful. And it's chalk full of action around every turn!

Aside from being an exciting cinematic adventure, this movie is a piece of artwork laid out on IMAX. If Monalisa and the statue of David were to have a movie-baby, it would be this movie...except that when it was done being beautiful, it would beat up all the criminals in the world. It should be put on display in every art museum in the world. This would inevitably cause people to actually go to art museums willingly.

That is all I have to say. I really liked this movie. You should go see it. Believe all the hype and get excited because this movie cannot let you down.