I Nail Racists

I was going to the bathroom when I read some graffiti on the wall of the stall. It said, "Die Freaking Black People." Now, I'll let you go back and change the words into the bad words that they really are, but the point is: someone wrote something mean about black people. However, then I realized that the person had forgotten to make his graffiti make sense. He should have said, "Die, Freaking Black People," with a comma. He needs that comma to make it into a direct address; otherwise, it says, "pass away while having sex with African Americans." Ironically, what he wrote was the exact opposite of what he actually wanted to say.

If you're going to insult people, at least set yourself up to come off as credible. Don't let simple things like grammar prove to everyone that you are exactly the uneducated, ignorant, retarded, oxymoronic person that everyone already knows you are.