Sunday, March 16, 2008

Teeth Brushing

Brushing your teeth before you go to the dentist is like changing your oil before you go get an oil change. Why bother? It's their job to clean your teeth. They're just going to do it for you anyway. They're professionals. They see hundreds of teeth every day. They are most certainly able to tell the difference between teeth that haven't been brushed in twelve hours and teeth that haven't been brushed in three months. It's not doing any real good. It's more like cramming for a test. In reality, we should hurriedly floss our teeth since that's what they always say we need to do more. But seriously, I never floss and I still have all my teeth. So how important is flossing, really, Miss Dentist Assistant, if that is your real name.

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