Saturday, March 29, 2008

If I were a jedi...

If I were a jedi, I would play major league baseball. I bet I'd be really really really really really good at it. I'd probably be banned though because every time I would get up to hit, I'd hit a home run. They'd say I'm using performance enhancing drugs, when really I'm just using the force. Plus if the ump made a bad call, I might accidentally shoot electricity out of my fingertips at him, so he'd reverse the call. I don't think that would end well.

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