Toilet Paper

I think it's strange that to clean off the most disgusting, bacteria-laden material that comes out of our bodies, we use toilet paper. That's just tissue paper. It's tissue paper for your butt. I think it's weird though. I mean, we wouldn't clean our hands with tissue paper, and we wouldn't clean our faces with tissue paper. But we clean our butts with tissue paper? That's kind of gross.

You can't spell toilet with toil! I'm just going to throw that out there.