Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Those Stupid Little Pockets On Jeans

Okay, question. Has anyone ever used the little pocket on your jeans before? It's too small for anything but coins, and even when you put your coins in the pocket, you can't get them back out again. I think the edges of these pockets are made of reinforced concrete. They don't stretch at all, so pretty much everything you put into it is gone forever. These pockets are a lot like me on a pro football team....just waaaaaay too small to do any good.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i use them for guitar picks!

Unknown said...

hey, i've never used it for this before, but maybe i'll start now that you've made me think about it. it fits my cell phone perfectly, and is not hard to get out again.

Pete.Moss said...

Those tiny jeans pockets have been known for stashing contraband. It just so happens, that once upon a time in a land far, far away a man and woman's car broke down way out in the boondocks near the quagmires, but not very long afterward a squad-type car arrived to help. The attending officer-type device certainly didn't help himself to any of the so-called contraband cleverly concealed near the man's waist-band, though -that's for gol-dangity sure. And what's more, just because, the man and woman shook and shimmied the whole night through, and through each others' tiny pockets-type device and, well, that's another story.