My Life Goals

-Not die
-Kick down a door
-Get a hole in one (in golf you perves!)
-Catch someone when they fall (preferably a girl)
-Own a house with a hammock
-Own a house with a library full of books I've actually read
-Play a facemelting guitar solo
-Hit a home run
-Save something from harm (preferably a girl)
-Have a two dogs
-Name one of the dogs Steve and name the other one Alexander the Great
-Grow a handle bar mustache
-Solve a mystery
-Say something really really really freaking cool (freaking wasn't the word I was going to use)
-Win the game (crap, I lost the game)