Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Toilet Seat Inequality

I think the rule of the position of the toilet seat should be based on population of the gender within the house. Let me explain. Today, the rule is the boy has to put the seat down regardless of how many females are in the house. Even if there are fourteen boys and one girl, all fourteen boys have to be inconvenienced by putting the toilet seat down for the one girl. I, however, think that it should be based on population. Whichever gender has the majority are the ones who get the toilet seat privileges. If there are fourteen girls and one guy, then the one guy has to put the seat down, but if there are fourteen boys and one girl, then it is okay for boys to leave the seat up. If there is an equal number of each gender I believe the tie should be given to the females to honor the tradition. Women always want equality, and it's time we gave them it....in the bathroom at least.

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