Mosquito Obituary

A Life Lost Too Soon

Anne Oing, beloved mother and sister mosquito, was killed yesterday while attempting to get food for her family. Oing died of blunt force trauma to every part of her body after she landed on a male human and attempted to take some of his blood. The human then crushed Anne Oing with his paw. He then flicked Anne onto the ground. Only small parts of her body were recovered.

"She was a great lady. She loved to fly and drink blood. It's so sad. It was too soon for her to go. I'm going to miss her a lot," Anne's son Bo Thersome Oing said of her death.

Anne Oing leaves behind more than 9000 children. 134 of her children have been killed in similar hunting accidents. Her family will be holding a closed casket visitation on August 10, at 3:00 in the swamp.