Midgets

When I come around a corner and I see a dwarf, I can't help but laugh. Not because I'm a jerk...well, partly because of that...I mean...I don't want to offend the little guy or anything. I just think it's kind of funny. When you approach a corner, there could be anything around that corner. Anything! The girl of your dreams, treasure, a parade, a steed, a tabloid stand, a parole officer...infinite possibilities. But nay! The first thing you see is a very little person. It's just so perfectly random!