JAPAN! Part juu hachi

I've had this picture on my computer for over 6 months and just 

today I noticed the praying mantis in the corner. That's pretty cool

I took this picture on one my long walks around Aoi's neighborhood.

Texans

I bet they were not happy in 1959 when Alaska came in and beat them for biggest state.

But they still have the biggest egos.

From most to least fun:

Laundry
Ingesting forks
Calculus

Underwear

Boys have three types of underwear: boxers, boxer briefs, and briefs. Boxers are the ultimate in comfort but lack the support and security award by the other types of underwear. Briefs are the exact opposite. They provide support but are very restrictive. Boxer briefs are for dudes who want to wear briefs but feel they would be laughed at by men in the locker room or their girlfriend for wearing "whitey tighties".

Boys have three types; girls have about a thousand different styles. Why do you need that many?

"EPIC FAIL!" "Hokay, So." Grape lady falls! "You're the man now, dog!" "All your base are belong to us!" "You're a kitty!" "Charlie bit me!" "My favorite is radicchio!" "Shoesssss." "Schfifty-five!" "Did you mean French military losses?"

With the internet, everyone has the same inside jokes.

Sick

Being sick is as fun as watching water boil...


With your hand in it.

Why is my mom's computer so awesome?

 

41.1x speed.

That's wicked fast.

Children's Time During Christmas Eve Service

Pastor: Mary was afraid of the angel. Does anyone know why she was afraid?

Little Girl: Because she was pregnant but not married?

Expiring Starbursts

Yesterday, I noticed that Starburst packages have an expiration date on them. Starbursts never expire; they just become Now and Laters.

From my textbook:

Nailclipping

Does anyone else clench their teeth while clipping fingernails?

Doh! There Was a Sticker

JAPAN! Part juu nana: Funny Japanese Translations

 

Click on them to make them bigger if you can't read them.
They're quality.

Salad Bars

JAPAN! Part juu roku

 

"I'm so favorite for Sugar..."

That Scared the Carp Out of Me!

The Difference Between Little Kids Playing Video Games and College Kids

Word mashups 2

Humuggity
Ingredients: Humidity+muggy
Definition: You know. Those days that are so humuggity that you fear going outside.

Clapter
Ingredients: Clap+laughter
Definition: Applause and laughter at a performance--which is the best gift you can give a performer.

Use The Force!

From a CNN article about pirates off the coast of Somalia:

I think he's watched too much Star Wars

Science Worksheet

There's a worksheet in my science class on dating relatives...

Why Are Bags of Chips Already Half Eaten When I Open Them?

Signs I Use Technology Too Much

1. While studying, instead of using a glossary I try to use ctrl+F so I can find stuff quickly, only to find it doesn't exist in real life.

2. While writing things out (by hand!) I wonder why there's no red squiggly under something I know I spelled wrong.

3. I check my real mail box several times a day, hoping mail comes when someone sends it, instead of only once a day.

Inguaranteeable

 

I invented that word, and Camdoe is the only spot on the internet where it is used. Pretty freaking awesome.

Flow Chart of Capture the Flag

Oxymoron

Monopoly
Mono=one
Poly=many